"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol
“No, I will not stop! For every minute for the rest of my life, I will fight.”
Never forget that 80% of Disney princesses will fuck you up with the right provocation.
#one time my science teacher said he didn’t like showing his daughter disney movies because they sent her the message that women need to be saved #and i told him that obviously we weren’t watching the same disney movies
This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
please say you slapped him
im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it
hes here somewhere